What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:37
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
What’s the best way to get over someone you love?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...